ok so i get bored at times, i go into the chat room and things start going through my mind.... dont ask.
porcupine sex.
by wendy cooper.
...the male porcupine toured the whole area rubbing everything with his nose. He carefully smelled all items, paying closest attention to objects which have been in contact with the female and the places where she had urinated. He often walked about the cage on three legs, clutching at his genitals with his free left front paw.
Damn! I thought this was MY idea!
judge for yourselves.. subject: fw: arkansas woman killed in mistaken rapture.
> > > > arkansas city (eap) -- a little rock woman was killed yesterday.
> > > > leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best.
It's an urban legend.
jeremiah 25:27 - "and you must say to them, 'this is what jehovah of armies, the god of israel, has said: "drink and get drunk and fall so that you cannot get up...".
vs. 28 - and it must occur that in case they refuse to take the cup out of your hand to drink, you must also say to them, 'this is what jehovah of armies has said: "you will drink without fail..."'.
these are probably my favorite verses in the bible.
Whooooooooooooeeeeeeee! PARRRRRRR-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
i saw redhorsewoman's thread title, "the time is at hand", and knew why she picked it: because the society uses that phrase all the time (or used to when i was in, anyway... i'm betting they still do).
it reminded me of a district assembly part from along about 1983 called "now is the time" (can any of you brighter types guess which song they chose to accompany it?).
this got me to thinking of how the society has these pet phrases they use over and over again, often featuring them in some thinly reworked format (like going from "now is the time" to "the time is at hand") as article titles.
"From Paradise Lost to Now"
"The "Truth" That Leads to a Wasted Life"
"Babylon The Great Has Fallen - Big Honkin' Deal"
"Let Us Be Found True"
"Millions Now Living Will Eventually Die"
"Is God Dumb?"
"The Truth About Theocratic Lying"
"No, We're Laughing WITH You!"
and in the AWAKE! magazine (aka KIRAP!) "The Beauty of Porcupine Sex"
i hereby claim all ideas past and future as my intellecutal property.. slipnslide around that you sneaky copycats, you!
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your serve...
I hereby claim ALL ideas past and future as my intellecutal property.
slipnslide around THAT you sneaky copycats, you!
your serve...
i, slipnslidemaster, declare myself king of the anti-whinites!!!!.
i'm never leaving hahahahahahahahahahaha...........ad infinitum.
see: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11494&site=3 .
I simply must congratulate you on your powerfully executed and original idea.*
Someone is bound to think so highly of it that they will offer a brazen imitation of it as their own idea.
Be warned!
*the term "powerfully executed and original idea" and the letters contained within the phrase are the intellectual property of Nathan Natas Bubble & Tank Society of Allegheny, Pennsylvania.
how come that when jesus was on earth there were so many demon possessd people .. imagine how scared people must have been, creeping down the street wondering whether the next person you met was crased by demons and was going to attack you.. so how did they work out that someone was possessed by demons, who told them?how did they know it wasnt just a disease or other afliction?.
and were are all those demon possessions today ?.
you would think that with all the comunication technology today that at least one example of a positivly demon possessed person could be presented to the midia somewere in the world.. or perhaps we cant tell if someone is possessed or not because there are no extra outwould signs and any disease they caused would show up like a normal disease in tests.. maybe we are all possessed and dont know it.
I think all the demonized people are working as telephone solicitors. You know, the ones who call at dinnertime.
"I cast ye OUT!"
remind me - what is the Watchtower Exorcism ritual again?
i have never felt the intervention of the holy spirit in my life.
maybe that is one of the reasons i never felt like a good christian.. i think someone can take any situation and say it was the holy spirit acting in their life if they want to believe bad enough.
i saw my mother do this many times.. anyone here had any experiences that they felt was the holy spirit acting in their lives?
Stealthy one,
I wonder why the WTS is so paranoid about this type of meditation?
Because it's not what they're selling this week.
Run a business case analysis and wait for new light...
If you're curious about Kundalini you might want to look at this site: http://www.dnai.com/~gtt/
By the way, I breathe all the time. I'm quite good at it.
oh, you can try your little cooing sentiments, you can send me more gifts, praise me and all that.. but i'm not leaving!
don't say i didn't warn you!
it's too late now!.
NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!
NOT NOT NOT!!!
...and don't try your pretty girl tricks on me, either!
That goes for you too, Venice!!
i have never felt the intervention of the holy spirit in my life.
maybe that is one of the reasons i never felt like a good christian.. i think someone can take any situation and say it was the holy spirit acting in their life if they want to believe bad enough.
i saw my mother do this many times.. anyone here had any experiences that they felt was the holy spirit acting in their lives?
Francois,
You practice coruscation?
SEX-AY!
Ok, seriously - sounds like you've experienced Kundalini.
...and no, BBoy, that's NOT a salami!
